Real Men Have Barbies
*He ended up with another bite on Jett’s stomach and added a growl before finally getting up and rushing to get food, cackling all the while*
Sif’s fairy cut, Jett. Ya egg me on, on purpose. Don’t’cha? *He laughed lighty and cast a grin Jett’s direction* I swear m’normal ‘til ya come ‘round.
R’rather… *he finally sits down at an island, one leg propped up the seat* M’incredibly bored ‘til ya show up. A bored Mathias s’a dangerous Mathias, lemme tell ya. *He smirked and just started eating, his gambit came through, mission accomplished, done. and. done!*
-He’s just going to lay there, panting hard in an attempt to catch his breath because for a while there, and because of a certain someone’s tickling, he couldn’t breathe at all. Oh, air, it’s so wonderful to taste you again.-
You? Normal? As-fuckin’-if. -Jett sits up and wipes his brow clean of the sweat that had previously gathered there, taking in one last deep breath before his breathing finally seemed to be regulated.-
If you’re so bored that you have ta’ do that kind’f stuff ta’ me whenever I’m over, then y’really need ta’ find’a few more hobbies, love.
-He wouldn’t admit that he could get pretty bored with Mathias around too somtimes, nope.-
*It honestly takes all of his strength to keep the laughs down to a manageable volume as well as just keep his hold on Jett, really. But honestly as time goes on and now they’re wrestling a bit, he’s close to tears he’s laughing so hard*
Well ya shoulda fed me then, shouldn’t’ve ya?! *So he instead tickles and gives little nips along Jett’s hips and sides all the while trying not to get kicked anywhere too sensitive, because honestly he’s going to be bruising in a few hours everywhere else*
-He was actually a little composed even after the chomp to his asscheek, but the tickling ended it all. Jett dissolved into a giggling mess despite his fighting and he only flailed harder, tears quickly gathering at the edges of his eyes as he laughed louder, harder.-
O-Oh m’god! L-Hahaha!-L-Let me go an’ y’can have some’f th’food!
-His voice was high and squeaky from the tickling, and his sides were starting to hurt. Curse his ticklishness and how Mathias always seemed to use it against him.-
Ohhh! Gimme. Gimme, gimme, gimme. //scoots on the floor, over to his legs
Gimmegimmegimme //starts climbing up his leg and trying to pull Jett down to the floor too
GiiiimmmeeeI’mdyin’hereeeeM’gonnastaaaaaaarve! //if he gets Jett to the ground (or even if not) he continues his climb up until he bites Jett right on the asscheek, arms around Jett’s waist
-Yeah, this is normal. Completely normal. His boyfriend is a fucking child, he’s totally used to - !!!-
-Now he wriggles and kicks and squirms in his boyfriend’s hold.- You’re such’a freak, oh m’god! Stop’t, y’fuckin’ weirdo!
Send my muse a scent and see how they’ll react to it.
Nope. M’koala fuckin’ hates ‘im.
But c’mon! Ya gotta share! S’polite, n’it’s tha right thing t’do!
C’mon Jett ya gotta, what do I gotta dooo-oo-oo~! //sob
Oh m’god, Scouter, Tim, an’ Tam don’t even beg for food this much.
An’ who said I was ever polite, mate? -Jett, you can be polite when you need to be, don’t deny it. You’re just being a butt because Mathias is your whiny-ass boyfriend.-
I’unno, love. I mean, I am pretty hungry, y’know? I could eat all’f this pretty easy an’ probably even have room for more.
What would I get out’f sharin’, anyway?~ -Teasing eyebrow wiggling, wow what an ass.-
Man, all’f m’dates with ‘im have been real great. We haven’t gone on’a lot t’gether, but they’ve always been awesome.
Like th’dates he’s taken me out on for m’birthday, or th’random li’l ones we go on when we feel like’t, or…
Or this one time he was buildin’ up to’a
-cough- fun night an’ he took me out ta’ this club we went ta’ before we were even t’gether, yeh? An’ he was jus’ fuckin’ teasin’ me th’entire time, jus’ bein’ real sensual but never goin’ far 'nough.
Then once we got home-
I LOVE THESE PLEASE
((The more challenging the question, the better. :D))
…No but c’mon I’m yer boyfriend.
Feed tha wantin’
//pulls the plate of scrumptious, savory, mouth-wateringly delicious barbecued meats closer to himself